The @miketvupdates photo shoot has obviously been very sensible. Practice today. Like a real band.
BERMUDA SHOTS!
HELLO TRAVEL FANS.
My girlfriend Sarah and I went to Bermuda for a day. Here’s some of the photos I took (below). Here’s the full set on Facebook. Bermuda is brilliant because it has a triangle, some shorts and errr I met some weird cricket teams. If you wanna find out what it’s really like, then I’d advise going there. You can’t get a better holiday report than this; I’m a regular Judith Chalmers.
That’s it now, fuck off.
Jhon x
HOW TO GET A REALLY FUCKING GOOD TATTOO.
REALLY FUCKING EASY.
1) ASK A PERSON WHO IS REALLY GOOD AT ART TO DESIGN YOU A TATTOO. IN THIS INSTANCE I HAVE HIRED THE PEN(WO)MANSHIP OF KRISTYNA BACZYNSKI.
2) MAKE SURE IT’S A SHIT PUN.
3) MAKE SURE YOU ASK SOMEONE WHO’S REALLY FUCKING GOOD AT TATTOOING TO DO YOUR TATTOO. IN THIS INSTANCE I HAVE HIRED KAYA MOON FROM KISS MY INK IN PETERSFIELD TO SCRATCH ME. DON’T GET IT DONE WHEN YOU’RE HUNGOVER.
4) BLOG ABOUT IT, THEREFORE SHOWING OFF ALL THE SKILLS OF THE PERSONS WHO ARE INVOLVED.
5) IT ONLY TOOK ME A FEW YEARS TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
BYE!
Hey all,
Onwards! Incase you’ve missed it, we’ve released a charity single for our chum STEVE KELSEY who died from a brain tumour a couple of months ago. It’s cunningly called ‘KELSEY’ and is backed up with a new recording of an old Pickled Dick song called ‘Twenty Quid.’ All profits from this…
‘KELSEY’ CD PRE-ORDER UP NOW!
Hey!
The ‘Kelsey’ CD pre-order is up right now. There’s only 100 CDs, so make sure you get one and quick. The shop link is here. Read the blog below for more info on this. You’ll be able to download and hear the tracks from Monday on our Bandcamp page.
Don’t fuck about, and please share the shit out of this across the internet. It all helps!
Mike TV x
Hello ladies & gents!
Right, this update is gonna be as sensible and to the point as possible. Last week we went to down to deepest Devon (it was very deep) and recorded two songs in a day with Peter Miles! The first track is called ‘Kelsey’ and is a tribute to our mate Steve who passed away…
News: like every other punk rock fan in the country, I’ve had my photo taken with @maskedintruder1. The only difference being that Blue has left, and I’ve joined. I shall simply be known as ‘Brown.’ Coz I sing like shit.
Sarah and I have adopted this little Greek rescue dog! We’ve called him ‘Frenzal Huckleberry Kelsey The First’ - or Frenzal for short. Sarah wants him as a loving companion and I want him for social content. Go Frenzal go!
SXSW Blogs & Other Things.
Y’know I went to SXSW? It was totally fucking cool; I got some free Doritos sunglasses, only had one panic attack and saw Rob Zombie say “assholes” a lot. Here are the three blogs I wrote for Awesome Merchandise about it. They’re very sensible, you’ll enjoy them - I know this. Here are parts one, two and three. There’s no more parts after that.
As a contrast I wrote this thing about Dropkick Murphys for Sick Chirpse, but no one will really cared coz they just wanted to see someone get hit round the face with a bass guitar. That’s fine though, coz it was pretty stupid and they had to edit it coz they’re not as punk as me.
Talking about ‘punk’, check out the Mike TV update, buy some merch and download all our stuff for free. A special new song for Steve Kelsey is coming soon!
Bye!
